No Shirt No Shoes

 

          A couple of weeks ago, I had to be in downtown Cincinnati at

2 : 30 AM to put my daughter, Maya, on a bus back to college in Chicago.

Also in the car was my daughter, Sadie, and her boyfriend, Nick. I mention

them  just to let you know that there were other witnesses to the events that

unfolded that morning. Maya got on the bus, and the rest of us went across

the river to an all night convenience store in Kentucky to pick up cigarettes.

          I got out of the car and walked toward the entrance. I noticed that a

woman was approaching behind me, so I held the door open for her.

I noticed right away that she was a tall , young,  busty, attractive woman.

She was wearing a skimpy tank top that she was almost flopping out of.

The rest of her outfit consisted of high heel shoes, fish net stockings,

and  nothing else. That’s right, nothing else, just skin showing through

fish net squares.  Although there were about a dozen people in the store at

the time, everything suddenly became very quiet. She walked up to the

counter and bought something, ( I don’t remember what it was.), then

walked out.  As soon as the door shut behind her, everyone in the store

busted out laughing. I told the guy behind the counter that I knew why

this happened. “ You know your sign on the front door says “No Shirt No

Shoes No Service”. It don’t say nothin about no pants.

 

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